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oh My gAwd! itS Adam BRody!!!!
i PrEfer tO bE kNown As:
So-cAlled fAv ColoUr:
LuRves tO wAtch:
What I do iN SchooL:
DKNY Be Delicious.. (Oh my gAwd, its apple-licious!)
stay at home &..... watch HK dramas, eat, snack, look for food, get fat, read, flip thru mags..
Vehicles I would LoVE to own!:
Vespa Scooter, Any vintage Jaguar, Mini One in Velvet Red
The NEveR EndiNg ShOPpiNg LiSt:
LeVis SquAre cUt jEAns, TriUmpH T-ShiRt BrA, PetEr pAn DvD, FinDinG NeVerLAnd DVd, DKNY Be DeLiCioUs fRaGraNce
tHIs iS MY LiFE
THAt IS mY
cHEcK iT OUt..
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Wednesday, July 09, 2003
Now feels sleepy.. Feels drained.. Neeeed sleeeeep.......
iM MAd Abt U... |12:04 AM|
I had to face the pathetic facts. Now that I had Barbie's big breats, I wanted to be small again. The bewildering truth is that women are conditioned never to be happy with our breasts. Females with small breasts are injecting silicone pillows which leak and cause cancer, and the women with big breasts are struggling into asthma-inducing 'minimiser' bras and going under the knife for nipple realignments.
Tuesday, July 08, 2003
And is it any wonder we'r confused? In this century alone fashion has dictated that women ricochet from the ironing board chests of the 1920s; to the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder sweater girls of the 1940s; to the Twiggy human-toothpaste tube look of the 1960s; to the Cindy Crawfords aerodynamic twin engines of the 1980s; to the Kate Moss bee-stings of the 1990s.
Imagine if male anatomy was prone to such fashion whims? 'Well boys, this season it's small penises. We want them lopped and chopped.' The, 'Gee, boys, the new look is BIG. We want them long and strong. It's penis implants and the "Wonder Y".' (The padded Wonder Pant for Men, can you imagine it? The slogan would read,'... No, I'm just Pleased to See You.')
-Excerpt from An Ode to the Barbie Doll on Her 40th Birthday by Kathy Lette from Girls' Night Out/Boys' Night In
iM MAd Abt U... |10:54 PM|
I just love to listen to Clay Aiken sing.. & I mean Really Juz listen.. No seeing how he looks like when he's performing.. Juz listening to him sing.. Oh gawd.. What a great singer he is.. He's got really great vocals!!
But watching him perform.. I'ld rather not.. Me doesn't really like the way he performs.. Like so weird.. Probably is the way he looks when he performs.. The exaggeration, the winking.. Heheh.. Nv really liked to watch him perform during the AMI2..
Everyone should juz listen to him sing.. & not watch him perform..
Well.. These are juz my thoughts.. *smilez* I've got weird thoughts.. *smilez*
iM MAd Abt U... |1:13 AM|